To copy a page from the inimitable Jeff Foxworthy, who made his mark on American audiences with “You may be a redneck if…” jokes, you may be a baby boomer if:
- You know what a “sock hop” is.
- You ever listened to “The Lone Ranger” on the radio.
- You know who Howdy Doody was.
- You ever used Brylcreem.
- You can complete this song lyric: “I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder who…”
- The first photos of you are in black and white.
- You ever used a metal ice tray with a lever.
- Your family had one automobile and it had fins.
- You know what a pet rock is.
- Sean Connery will always be James Bond to you.
- Your first allowance was payable to you in change.
Officially, baby boomers are those who were born between the years 1946 and 1964 when the birth rate in America rose dramatically following World War II. Those post-war babies have shaped the country and the world socially, philosophically and economically, and they are still doing it. The earliest of the boom generation are turning 65 at a rate of 10,000 per day. Words they applied to “old people” in the heyday of their own youth, such as “retirement” and “Social Security,” are now being used in connection with them.